Hello I'm Bridget and I'm perpetually hungry.

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fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

          toebyeas:

          books are my favorite thing ever because nobody will ever be able to take away the stories I’ve lived through them and books are the one thing no one can take away from me no matter how much they try 

            paintdoktahwho:

            I HAVE TO DO IT

            I HAVE NO CHOICE

              general psa:

              jcatgrl:

              freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

                peach-hero:

                why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

                  sextingllamas:

                  is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

                    gallifreyan-hero:

                    WHAT IS THIS? ARE YOU METATRON?

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