May 2013
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slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
rnackenzie:
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
drarna:
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
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toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
shaggydoge:
this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
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all-is-now:
mond0:
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life
parenthesis degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, greek symbol with 90 degree counterclockwise parenthesis, degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, parenthesis
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
nicnolashoult:
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
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tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
johannweyer:
“accepting religion is accepting ignorance!” “religion is just a fairytale!” “you cant accept science and be religious!”
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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genericanimegirl:
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliever
into-the-snogbox:
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
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nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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wisdomspearl:
moriarty:
do you ever unpack eggs and just realize how perfect they are? perfectly smooth and round. a brilliant white color. breathtaking.
I HEAR YOU THINK EGGS ARE SEXY SO I DREW YOU SOME SEXY EGGS.
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
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